Thursday, May 3, 2012

Gravitational Shits

"Seriously, who has the power to defy the laws of gravity and shit on a freaking ceiling."
Did you know in Germany and London you have to pay to use the bathrooms? Makes you want to reconsider all that water you've been drinking. And yes, shit gets smeared on ceilings in America, and all over the walls. I actually was in a restroom today waiting on my sister, and on the wall it was written on "out of toilet paper"...with their shit. WTF AMERICA. So, I think we should be like Germany. You pay a quarter to take a shit, so a janitor who gives a shit, will come and clean up all the dumb asses shit. They may or may not have hitler moustaches. 
SOLVE GRAVITATIONAL SHITS!
BE LIKE GERMANY.