Tuesday, March 13, 2012


Dear Facebook,
To whom it may concern I don't care to hear any real random emotions of your life. In fact, they are rather annoying. Statuses such as "Wow, how low can you get" and other undirected/obviously directed statuses are a great nuisance to anyone trying to enjoy a pleasant scroll through their news feed. If there's something going on, say it. If you are vying for attention or trying to insult someone, say it. Not only does it cause an entertaining drama, but it also diminishes the desire to chop off, burn, season, and eat your typing hands. This is second only to the Lovey Dovey status posts the rest of us have to endure. Thank you for your time.

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